Shower Thoughts

The other day while on a walk he topic of shower thoughts came up. I don’t remember how but my son asked me what they were so I attempted to explain them as random things that come to you mind when your mind if free to wonder. Like when your in the shower and don’t have a phone shoved into your face.

That’s when I thought it might be fun to collect a few of the funny once I have found and put them into one place.

Outside Shower Thoughts

24 Fun Shower Thoughts

In no particular order.

  1. Having a toddler in their “Why?” phase makes you realize how much you know and don’t know about things.
  2. I wonder what my dog named me?
  3. If tomatoes are fruit then is ketchup a jam?
  4. Does a straw have one hole, or two?
  5. Crabs probably think that fish can fly.
  6. People born in the year 2000 will never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.
  7. The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
  8. Once you have a Ph.D. every meeting you go to becomes a doctor’s appointment.
  9. You’ve survived 100% of your worst days.
  10. Nothing is on fire. Fire is on things.
  11. Fire trucks are really water trucks.
  12. Clapping your hands is just high fiving yourself.
  13. Social anxiety is basically conspiracy theories about yourself.
  14. Pregnant women are the only true bodybuilders.
  15. We’ll never really know what it smells like underwater.
  16. How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can’t remember what that thing was?
  17. When we’re young, we sneak out of our houses to go to parties. When we’re old, we sneak out of parties to go home.
  18. Every single decision you’ve made in your life has led you to where you are now.
  19. You may have once made a decision that saved your life without knowing it.
  20. Most people aren’t scared of being alone in the dark. They’re scared of not being alone in the dark.
  21. The first person to inhale helium was probably relieved that their voice went back to normal.
  22. Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.
  23. Vehicles today can connect to the web, link to your phone, and stream music from space. But they still cant tell you why the check engine light is on.
  24. If you eat meat as a comfort food then is it from an emotional support animal?
Shower Thoughts

That’s all for now but I will probably add more to the list as I run across them. But if you like dad jokes I have a collection of them too!

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